About the French #1

So I always heard that the French are the biggest hypochondriacs in the world but I never really knew to what extent until I moved in with one... Now I know I have no right to speak ill about the extent to which people go to feel good (just ask my acupuncturist or dermatologist or internist or masseuse or physical therapist or ENT or chiropractor...) but this is just a tad bit ridiculous: the inside of my roomie's bathroom cabinet...